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Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN

Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking

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