The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLINI worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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