No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLINMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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