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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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