There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLINIf evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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