If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
LILY TOMLINHaving a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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