Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
NORM MACDONALDThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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