There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
NORM MACDONALDThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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