Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
NORM MACDONALDDuring misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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