First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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