Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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