I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
NORM MACDONALDFlattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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