Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
NORM MACDONALDFlattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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