Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
NORM MACDONALDAll that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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