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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

Norm MacDonald

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Philosophy Prejudice Reason Strong Weakness
There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Grief Man Mistake Virtue
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Best Mindset Praise Success
The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Ego Expression Imitation Joy Opinion Person Satisfaction See Worth
Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Appearance Health Liberty Lost Precious
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Game Man Money Sick Win Yourself
You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Hate Love Rival Team Yourself
A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Crime Evil Greatness Injustice Man Practice Success Thinking World
Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Believe Discover Life Moon Yourself
I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Care Exercise Preference Sex Win Yourself
If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Desire Praise Yourself
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Game Greatness Money
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Choice Deep Enemy Love Philosophy
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Comedy Funny Laughter Surprise Yourself
They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Afraid Dog Funny Identity Myself Reality Worry
A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Device Equality Knowledge Person Practice

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

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