The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
NORM MACDONALDIn love, we are best pleased when we please others.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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