The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
NORM MACDONALDThe most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
NORM MACDONALDThis would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
NORM MACDONALDI generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALDIn love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDAll that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
NORM MACDONALDThey that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
NORM MACDONALDThere are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
NORM MACDONALDYou ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
NORM MACDONALDWe often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
NORM MACDONALDIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
NORM MACDONALDScientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
NORM MACDONALDIn math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t have any ambition.
NORM MACDONALDComedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
NORM MACDONALDA readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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