You can’t love your team without hating another team.
NORM MACDONALDSome men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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