It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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