I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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