Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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