How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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