I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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