Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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