I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINHow many people have never raised their hand before?
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTIN -
How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTIN -
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTIN -
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTIN -
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTIN -
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTIN -
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTIN -
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTIN -
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTIN -
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTIN -
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTIN -
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTIN -
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTIN -
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTIN -
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTIN