You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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