I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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