I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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