I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
STEVEN WRIGHTAlways remember your unique, just like everyone else.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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