“Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.”

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Half the people you know are below average.

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.

Why struggle to open a door between us when the whole wall is an illusion?

Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery.

I should like to be able to love my country and still love justice.

Holding her in my arms was more natural to me than my own heartbeat.

Love makes everything complicated, and emotions always go wild in the beginning. But when it’s real, you should hold on tight.

I have this really high priority on happiness and finding something to be happy about.

I’d never worry about age if I knew I could go on being loved and have the possibility to love.