Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
STEVEN WRIGHTTell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
STEVEN WRIGHTI put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
STEVEN WRIGHTWhenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
STEVEN WRIGHTShin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
STEVEN WRIGHTI almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
STEVEN WRIGHTIf a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
STEVEN WRIGHTOn the other hand, you have different fingers.
STEVEN WRIGHTLast night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
STEVEN WRIGHTMy doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
STEVEN WRIGHTEveryone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
STEVEN WRIGHTWhy isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
STEVEN WRIGHTClones are people two.
STEVEN WRIGHTI like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
STEVEN WRIGHTWhy don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
STEVEN WRIGHTI just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
STEVEN WRIGHTIf at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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