You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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