Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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