That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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