If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKERCreativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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