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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.

Joan Rivers

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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Deal Laugh Yourself
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius’ bathroom floor.
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Hairs Myself See Time
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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Cry Different Funeral Myself Sound
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.
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Children Guilty Herself Humor Letter Mother Myself People Sorry
There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I’ve Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.
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Book Different Education Help Misfortune
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Bed Country God Limitation Sky Thankful
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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Animal Born Mom Oneself
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Children Early Memories Myself Parents
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.

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