Every puppy should have a boy.
ERMA BOMBECKWhen humor goes, there goes civilization.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
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When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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