The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRAWe’re lost, but we’re making good time.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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