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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman

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