Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
W. C. FIELDSSleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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I drink therefore I am.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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