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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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