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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself

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