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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife

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