Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
W. C. FIELDSI have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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