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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill

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