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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote

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