I never eat before breakfast.
W. C. FIELDSI exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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