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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful

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