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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself

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