Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W. C. FIELDSI never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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