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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason

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