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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Tina Fey

I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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