I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
TINA FEYIn most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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