There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
TINA FEYMaternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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