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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

Tina Fey

I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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