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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

Tina Fey

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Consider Inexperience Job Politics Prostitution Uinexperience Virtue
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Change Confidence Motivational Opinion Self Esteem Waste
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Age Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Space Stories
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Children College Humour Insanity Proceed Stress Surround
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Baby Daughter Leave Maternity Night Over Saturday Weekend
In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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