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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.

Tina Fey

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Biscuit Born Cheddar Doe Food Liars Like Lobster Red Women
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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