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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

Tim Allen

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
TIM ALLEN

Best Busy Children Ego
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Audience Easy Hurt Myself Time
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
TIM ALLEN

Better Built God Man Prayer Sound Tree Worship

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

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