For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
TIM ALLENIn marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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