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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.

Tim Allen

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Appearance Brilliant Funny Head Shower Weird Woman Yourself
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable

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