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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Tim Allen

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap

Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

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