I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
TIM ALLENBefore Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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