Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
TIM ALLENBefore Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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I have a thing for tools.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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