I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
TIM ALLENMan is the only animal to borrow tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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