My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
TIM ALLENMan is the only animal to borrow tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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