Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
TIM ALLENI have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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