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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Tim Allen

I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics

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