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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

Tim Allen

But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Comedy Gift Intelligence Myself Smart
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

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