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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

Tim Allen

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

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