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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

Tim Allen

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Children Drive License Protection Requirement
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Car End Funny Relationship Woman
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.

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