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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

Tim Allen

I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Comedy Decision Himself Judgement Sentence Serious Stand
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

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