When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
TIM ALLENAll men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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