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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.

Tim Allen

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Car End Funny Relationship Woman
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel

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